Top Ten things I Like About the Rennaisance Faire

1.People shout, "Huzzah!" when you tip them.
2. Mead.
3. Thinking about the people who work there on their night off at a local bar.
4. Corsets.
5. Little kids have an excuse to run around with sharp wooden swords and no one looks at you like, "I hate you and your fucking rugrats and I hope you all die."
6. Fake English accents. A fake English accent is like the old school version of speaking Klingon, like a Supernerd secret handshake.
7. Genre confusion. Are you a Medieval Goth Faerie? Or a Satanist Elf Prostitute?
8. Guys are allowed to get completely freaky with their facial hair and they don't even live in Bushwick.
9. No one is texting!
10. The 300-pound chick who sitting there all day stamping Celtic patterns into leather armbands with a hammer and die.